Are you a Modeling Hoarder?
(or)
"Confessions of a Model Addict"
September
5, 2001
Soooo,
what's the deal with all of those unbuilt kits that you currently own? I make this statement based on the
assumption that most of you fellow model builders are probably like me - you own
more models than you can possibly build in your
lifetime.
In addition,
if you're like me, you probably continue to buy model kits, purchasing more in a
year than you are actually building in a year,
(right?)
I also bet
that you really don't consider yourself to be a "modeling collector", (or
someone who only purchases models to keep in an unbuilt state). Nawww! I bet
every last model in your collection you plan to build, someday,
somehow…eventually.
Well, do not
fret. Come on in, pull up a chair and join us for another insightful,
soul-cleansing session of "Modeler's Anonymous," (where we might not be able to
help you solve your problem, but we sure as heck can make you feel good about
it!) :~}
OK, how in
the world did 'WE' ever acquire all of 'OUR' unbuilt kits? Again, if you all are
anything like me, this is easy to determine.
I should
probably start here by introducing myself, along with describing to you
precisely how I came to develop my modeling, uhhh,
peculiarity.
"Hi, my name
is Tony and I hoard models.
I just
turned 40 this year and I probably have over 1,300 UNBUILT model kits! What's
worse is that I've only been building, uhhh…that is completing… around 2 or 3
models each year, for the past couple of years.
I have been
(seriously) building models since my mid 20's. This is probably when my, uhhh
condition began to develop. Even though my wife and I were just living in an
apartment at the time, I slowly but surely began to acquire model
kits.
They started
out as a Batwing kit here and a Batmobile kit there. Then I discovered Revell
Robotech Robot kits and quietly began snatching them
up.
I then
branched out into 1:72 scale Hasegawa military jets when I joined a local
modeling club. From there, I expanded into larger, quarter scale jets, armor
kits and a smattering of automobile kits as well. That was around 10 years
ago.
Once I
discovered that model kits actually get discontinued, then that changed the
whole ball game. If I ran into a kit that I even remotely thought I'd like to
build someday, I instantly purchased it.
Shortly
afterwards, I discovered the sales of discontinued models, along with modeling
shows like Modelfest. Koooool! Now not only could I obtain that very hard to
find kit, but I could often get it at a price cheaper than when it was new! Oh
Yeahhhhhh!
I often
found myself falling into the 'What if Modeling Syndrome.' You don't know what
the 'What if Modeling Syndrome' is, do you? The 'What if Modeling Syndrome' goes
something like this: Even though I currently own one or two kits of a particular
type, I sometimes would pick up an additional kit or two of the same type, just
in case. After all, 'what if' one of these kits either has a damaged or missing
piece?
Also, 'what
if' I end up ruining a part of the kit while assembling it. Adding to this is
the fact that often, with military aircraft kits (for example), you have
multiple variations that many can be built into. 'What if' after I build my two
kits, I decide that I'd like to build another variation of the first two? (Can't
you just picture a squadron full of small, 1:48 scale F-16 models
here?)
Along this
same line of reasoning is that with sci-fi kits, one can often use parts from
one kit to bash into another.
It is the
ever existing 'Discontinued Kit Phobia' that drives the 'What if Modeling
Syndrome.'
You know, my
wife used to get angry with me when I would bring new models into our house. Now,
she just looks at me, shakes her head from side to side and walks
away.
I've been
through the 'Stealth Mode of Model Acquisitions' - you know, when you ship kits
to yourself at work, so you can get them into your house easier. By the way,
your garage can be a most convenient way to accomplish this - (ours is located
next to our attic). It's also helpful to wait until your wife has gone to bed
before moving your new kits into the fold.
Although
I've never met him, our UPS delivery guy knows me by name. He also recognizes my
wife's signature.
Even my two
sons, when they visit my 'Model-Haven Room,' have asked me: 'Daddy, why are you
still buying models when you already have all of these?' - ('All of these' are
probably around 800 - 900 kits that are conveniently situated along the walls -
up to the ceiling - in my 7' by 9 & 1/2' modeling
room).
When your 7
and 9-year-old children start questioning the logic (and sanity) of your
modeling purchases, then you know you need help.
Part of the
reason for my ever-increasing number of unbuilt kits is due to those everyday
distractions that always seem to get in the way of my building. You know, things
like eating, sleeping, working, spending time with the family and doing home
chores and home repair work.
In addition,
I have the added responsibility of being the web master of three web sites. When
adding to the mix the many, numerous modeling related articles that I've been
writing over the past 3 or 4 years - (like this one), you can quickly see why my
model building output has gone waaaaay down.
Another
reason for my ever-increasing stash of model kits is due to the different types
of models that interest me. (Makes sense, right?)
As I
previously mentioned, I like both 1:72 and 1:48 scale military aircraft, (props
and jets). I like modern armor kits. I like automobile
kits.
I also like
resin and vinyl sci-fi, fantasy and comic book figure kits. In addition, I like
resin and styrene spacecraft models. I love Robotech and Gundam plastic robot
kits.
With such an
all-encompassing view of our hobby, you can easily see why my collection of
models is as extensive as it is.
One
advantage to owning a healthy stock of unbuilt kits is that I have enough models
to keep me busy for the rest of my life, (and several other lives as well). If
the situation would occur in which the new plastic kit output would plummet, I
probably would not miss a beat.
Recently I
discovered model kits being sold at Ebay. It was like a second childhood for me.
Two years and a WHOLE lot of additional (hard to come by) sci-fi model kits
later and our attic is just about out of space…so is my modeling
room.
I then
decided to start selling some of my duplicate (and triplicate) models on Ebay.
This started working out real well, with my model collection shrinking down a
bit, along with me obtaining some additional cash.
The problem
was that shortly afterwards, I discovered a Web Site called Hobby Link Japan.
HLJ specializes in many, MANY sci-fi kits that previously had only been
available in the Far East. ('Specializes' - that's a nice
word).
Shortly
after my discovery, what little dent I had made in my collection was quickly
replaced, and then reinforced by new, large cardboard boxes, that once again
started arriving by UPS, (this time from Japan). (The Internet, models and the
credit card - ya just gotta love 'em).
Lately, I've
actually cut down on the number of kits that I've been buying. You see I have
now discovered the Garage Kit Industry. The GK Industry specializes in high
quality, (mainly) resin kits, (many of which are
unlicensed).
Yeah, the
number of models I've been purchasing has gone down. Unfortunately, my spending
has remained pretty much the same. In fact, it has probably gone up. This is
because each resin kit that I've been buying has been running anywhere from $70
to $100 each.
I tried to
explain this new modeling trend that I'm now in to my dear, understanding wife.
You know, resin really is quite expensive. And, it takes quite a bit to make up
a 1:6 scale figure.
Also, the
sculptors who make the original masters really do pour themselves into their
miniature modeling masterpieces. They put hours and hours into their sculpts,
getting that last detail juuuust right.
Then,
there's the creation of the rubber molds, (that have a limited life-span), along
with the casting of each individual piece.
My wife
rewarded me this time with her 'evil eye,' followed by again just turning around
and walking away.
Lastly here,
another factor to consider are my two sons. They have been building models on a
pretty regular basis this year. Anthony, my eldest has probably built more this
year than I. (Ahhh, the pure modeling joy of just throwing a kit
together).
Guess what
will more than likely happen to my model collection when I have passed beyond
this realm and into the next? Anthony, Michael and possibly my little daughter
Claire will inherit them. (Yes, in my own little way, I am helping to keep this
hobby of ours alive?)
Anthony and
Michael have already been salivating over many of my old, Robotech and Macross
sci-fi kits, (that are no longer in production, by the
way).
I figure
that even if my children decide to just sell my collection off, the fact that
many of my kits have gone up in price means that they should be worth a pretty
penny. (That is, unless they get the bright idea to just have a yard sale and
liquidate the collection for a couple of bucks
each).
Well, that's
my story, and I'm sticking with it.
…Thanks for
listening."
Ok, did you
see little fragments of yourself in my little confession here? C'mon, sure you
did. Maybe, the picture that I painted for myself is actually a mirror of
you.
Yeah, I'm
probably not all that bad after all. All other model builders are just like
me.
Yeah, juuuuuust like me!
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